when nothing goes right... go left
"Oh snap!" - branches
Did you know that the word "suns" upside down is still "suns"? Mind = BLOWN
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket.
I don't care how loud I'm laughing, I'm having fun and you're not.
You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
When money doesn't buy happiness... you're not shopping in the right places.